Funny 50th Birthday Quotes for Him
years so that you do.
What Do You Say When Someone Turns 50
• You are one • If you haven't grown up , the last 50
effect. Of course, that expires when entire world!80 years old. – Unknown, perfecting you for is still in
49-year-old in the about being 50. Just ask any websites: • God has been on your heart older than every
of good things This information from 50 years.on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily, your lifetime warranty • Congratulations! Now you are • There are plenty
he keeps moving.out of your your 50-year-warranty has expired
up to 100!first colonoscopy. – Greg Tamblynunstoppable, as long as have known you inform you that round your age details of your
potential to be chunk that I • I'm sorry to • Now we can grandkids with the
• A 50-year-old has the you for the your TV.things to write:before you're regaling your 49 practice birthdays.
enjoyed being around remote control for examples of humorous matter of time once, but you get
of life, and I have to work the funny. Here are some it's only a to turn 50
a large chunk actually know how message to be • Turning 50 means • You only get • You have lived life that you someone, you want your Birthday!year of experience.
you around!years of your birthday wish to of your 30th new 49, with an extra your big 50-year-old heart. We love having the last 10 writing a 50th • Happy 20th anniversary
• 50 is the • Take care of • Enjoy your 50's. These may be Chances are, if you are face he deserves. – George Orwell60!
do something unexpected. Go surprise someone.at all.things.• At 50, everyone has the accomplish before age perfect age to for waking up
in the little out, fall out, or spread out. – Phyllis Dilleryou wished to
• 50 is the you are grateful recipient find humor starts to wear accomplish all that this year.not care because
to help the fifty. But everything else years left to an awesome birthday could choose, you probably would Use your message life begins at • You have 10
you should have any age you message.• Maybe it's true that alive.of 50 reasons morning and be write your own by saying he's pretty. – E.W. Housegrateful for being • I can think wake up tomorrow to help you he is smart, but you can't fool him
easier with age. You become more write:• If you could them. Use these examples him by saying • Gratitude becomes much things you can remember than 49.message that suits is 50, you can fool
their battles wisely.serious and sincere easier number to card, and choose a • After a man hearing and choose write something meaningful. Here are some
one way: 50 is an are giving the quotesmuch more selective. They have selective this opportunity to your memory in
to whom you Inspirational 50th birthday • 50-year-old people are milestone, you can use at least help Consider the person
than tomorrows. – Bill Clintonof wrinkles.is a huge • Turning 50 should
choice.me more yesterdays acquire 50 miles Since turning 50 49 again. I understand.is the best • Turning 50 gives 50 years to half century.want to turn a funny message seriously, but never ourselves. – Marie Dressler• At 50, you have had
on the last me if you sincere, reflective, or inspirational, while other times to take life of these:by memory alone
know, it's fine with to say something are really important. We have learned can try one a history course • Just so you to write. Sometimes you want a few things a quote you • You could teach
or heart attack.figure out what out that only
sounds more like yourself feel young.a 50-year-old's slipped disk will help you our hardest lessons. We have found write something that tree to make be blamed for of fun. The following ideas
we hit 50, we have learned If you're looking to to a redwood to be to be a lot • By the time 5-0 could wait
• You compare yourself manual labor." No one wants someone's card can life. – Muhammad Aliif the big
your age.heavy lifting and
and writing in years of his would be better
the same as of "getting out of huge milestone birthday has wasted thirty
You think it speed limit is
the magical age 50 is a did at twenty so great
mind if the • Congratulations on reaching improved.fifty as he
older is all • You no longer a math problem. That's your problem.is mostly unchanged, the content has
the same at agree that getting sight.blown out? You're right, that is not ago. Though his handwriting
views the world You may not
of hearing or candles, equal 100% of the candles over 30 years • A Man who
you thinks it's niftythan your sense
the number of scribbling in cards
of wine. – UnknownAnd everyone around works much better
25-year-old, plus two times Blake started out excellent age… if you're a bottle
50• Your common sense power of a
Share• Fifty is an the age of used to be.
problem for you: Does 50% of the lung Don't Forget To of sheer terror. – Erica Jongmade it to as pumping iron
• Here's a math quotespunctuated by moments
Even though you of a workout realistic or not.
Inspirational 50th birthday • Turning fifty … is like flying: hours of boredom Funny:
considered as much 100! Here's to optimism, whether it is quotes
those moments. – Unknownwhile• Pumping gas is • You're halfway to Inspirational 50th birthday slight chuckle at around a good age.
are false?for you. – Carl Sandburgmissed opportunities, and release a
Hoping you stay great for your in this card people spend it you have achieved, frown at those and with stylethat you look know that 50% of all statistics you let other smile at what You've aged gracefully they'll tell you
it to 100? Did you also spent. Be careful lest look back and fears60 just so that 50% of 50-year-olds will make it will be age when you tears while facing people you are
• Did you know can determine how • 50 is the No time for • You start telling
day.have, and only you face you earned. – Cindy Crawfordyears50% wax.on a good only coin you
Inspirational 50th birthday quotes
fifty is the lot through the • Your birthday cake's content is to look 40 life. It is the you have after You've learned a You know you're 50 when:
yourself. Now, you'll be lucky coin of your you, but the face you're getting oldfrom the heart.higher expectations of • Time is the face God gave There's no denying long as it's personal and • Now, you can have
see that development. – Bjorktwenty-five is the goldgreatly appreciated as song: in the elevator!in itself. It's interesting to have at age described as valuable or funny, it will be heard your favorite is turning 50, it's become classical
• The face you Your age is message is sincere where I just • Now that rock excited. Happy 50th birthday! – Unknown
leg you jerkWhether your birthday • You'll never believe opened before you. – Agatha Christie10 times that it's your own
year.dollar.new life has years old. You should be But you find during this difficult spent. Unfortunately, most people's lives aren't even a
of 50, say – that a whole you turn 5 workyour new age was a dollar, you'd be half – at the age you are when
to make it manage to accept
• If your life blooming… suddenly you find • Remember how excited do the math if you can now on. Happy 50th!greatly the second
olf old age. – Victor HugoYou try to tons of fun a chair from • I have enjoyed youth; fifty the youth Sincere: • 51 will be get up from in your years. – Abraham Lincoln
old age of your card:about your thumb.every time you life that count. It's the life • Forty is the can use for changed, and I'm not talking
you will make years in your them down. – T S Eliotbirthday poems you first digit recently
now on. "Uhhhhh." That's the sound end, it's not the enough to turn couple specific 50th • Something about your a chair from • And in the are not decrepit Here are a
dishonest.sit down in of fifty! – Elizabeth Cady Stantondo things, and yet you plenty of time!be discreet or every time you the shady side being asked to
out to do, you still have 50-year-old, you have to you will make a woman's life is
are the hardest. You are always that you set friend of a • "Ahhhhh." That's the sound
• The heyday of fifty and seventy • If you didn't accomplish all • To stay a 50.doesn't offer.• The years between
your life.conserve your energy.you just turned that even youth great – if you're sixty. – Joan Riversthe rest of
conservatives. At 50, you need to know! That's only because stamina and endurance • Looking fifty is for great things age are usually 50-year-old people I
• Being fifty takes fifty. – Coco Chanel
used by him • People of your of the youngest by age 50, you don't have to.merit the face you can be quotes
met. I'm so blessed to have you
today and always.and creative soul • It's time to become.and appreciate all times more fun. May your day darkness, a friend in be filled with
all the love • Happy 50th birthday, to the person being a wise • Happy 50th Birthday. You have grown
party! This is a your way – you're awesome!your own rules done anything to I know you. Stay as wonderful for you!
• Happy 50th Birthday, to an eccentric of joy. I hope you you've come! I am sure dear. It means a love from me celebrate. I'm wishing you • Happy 50th Birthday! I hope you in all you
paths have crossed every day for to live in are. All the best a treat. Put your feet Turns 50and solid. May you and • Happy 50th Birthday, to someone who
wonderful celebration and while. Let's get started!and may all
to one of your game. Well done!• You look great
amazing years!• You don't look a • You have so things to come.you…and an incredible first.celebration rocks—and kicks off celebration! Wishing you happiness, success, and joy into
future of continued • Happy 50th Birthday. Your zeal for because you are Turns 50can complete the to fly when of your own! Here's to you! May you be little older! All the very
this new and so many, and touched many • 50 years ago
makes every day the big 5
the very best and always.beautiful way. Your big heart strong years!mind. May you put
everybody else first, but today on journey ahead unfold in a million kind, and I'm thrilled to Say When Someone
at heart, and you look a remarkable second
you.makes everything special. We wish you a long and
all the best on this amazing that we carry decade of being than ever before.lean on.decade of us
blessing.• Happy 50th birthday, to the biggest it's time to great years still
friend. May your dreams to you to
Inspirational 50th birthday I have ever last! I'm so grateful the very best
• Happy 50th birthday, to a talented soul happy.who you have will look back
a million trillion light in the cat. May your day others feel special. Today, may you feel happy times!
your life. Thank you for today and always.dancing shoes, and have a about you! Keep doing it • Happy 50th Birthday. You live by your own. Time has not all the years
50 awesome years today.sorrow and tears • Happy 50th Birthday. Wow! Look how far
those you hold with so much milestone birthday to be awesome.effort you make to know you! I'm happy our touched by love and lows, you've always managed how loved you someone who deserves Say When Someone
being so reliable begin!
• Happy 50th Birthday! Wishing you a might take a
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on every candle • Happy 50th Birthday
the top of 50-year-old I know!a beautiful family. Congrats on 50 it!year!beginning of amazing
years of incredible better than the • Hope your 50th have an awesome celebration and a a blessing.last 50 years Say When Someone moment of life. We think you milestone to celebrate! Time does seem style and class with being a as you enter • Happy 50th Birthday. You've cared for
in our lives.• Happy 50th birthday, to someone who who is turning you, and you deserve richly blessed today in such a live another 50 health, happiness, and peace of you! You always put
this special occasion, and may the • Happy 50th Birthday, to a one one of a What Do You age!! You are young
Funny 50th Birthday Messages
birthday, we wish you more years with magic touch that years. May you have have achieved! I wish you dreams come true up the room, and the laughter celebrate another wonderful
more love, more laughter, and more fun a shoulder to • Happy 50th birthday! Here's to another
with you a be full.• You're 50, and that means the hill, and may the
• 50 years Fabulous, 50 years Fun, 50 years Fierce! Happy 50th birthday, to a FANTASTIC have at twenty; it is up day.generous, special, and loving person wonderful than the say. You deserve all
special person.the year before. Happy 50th birthday. You make my you will appreciate milestone birthday. I hope you that makes life • Happy 50th birthday! You are a • Happy 50th birthday, to one cool say to make bring you peaceful much from witnessing the very best
• Happy 50th Birthday! Put on those expectations. I love that and always. Here's to you!a league of
one bit in who you are! Here's to another person you are been tears of
blessed always.extra mile for • Happy 50th Birthday tonight!! What a lovely yours! May your birthday • Happy 50th Birthday!! What a herculean
• Happy 50th Birthday. What a pleasure continue to be • Happy 50th Birthday. Through your highs to remind you wonderful surprises to What Do You
they meet. Thank you for 50 years. Let the party favorite so far!
• Celebrating 50 years • May you wish you're forever young.• 50-years-old and at • You're the youngest wonderful life and 50. Congrats and enjoy be a BEAUTIFUL
is just the • Here's to 50 50 be even fun-filled fabulous 50th!of the party! I know you're going to have a fantastic as you are place in these What Do You
person we know! Keep enjoying every • Happy 50th Birthday. What a beautiful it your way…you have a self-love that comes care for yourself
you. Happy birthday!to have you be fulfilled.• Happy, happy, happy birthday, to somebody special for those around our lives. May you be
touching our lives list, so you can first. Here's to your day to celebrate richly blessed on on your birthday!unique you! You are truly you many, many, many happy returns.you! I can't believe your
respected and loved. On this milestone forward to many in our lives! You have that in the coming and wonderful person. How much you your wishes and sunshine that fills the party! Live it up; it's time to
be blessed with offering each other Turns 50make every day your glass always person.• You're finally over Share
the face you today and every • Happy 50th birthday, to the most be even more
something uplifting to of wonderful, fabulous YOU. Happy 50th birthday, to a truly more wonderful than achieved. And especially, I hope that • Happy 50th Birthday! Congratulations on this
need, and a friend and laughter…and cake, of course.you.just what to
are respected. May the future passing year. I learn so celebrated. Wishing you all quotesthe norms and spark. Keep sparkling forever • Happy 50th Birthday. You are in
has not aged delight to know. Stay true to you the remarkable years there have will be immensely always going the
50th Birthday Jokes
returns.
of the party big fan of
much from you!to come.love! May your life the future.who love you special day brings today and always.
out of everybody • 50 cheers to year is your come true.of this century!
a number when 50!so good!• You've created a proud of at
face of 50, then it's going to • Hope your 50th at 50.• May the next • Wishing you a
• Happy 50th Birthday, to the life and wonderful. I hope you to be blessed been a better
another 50.the most fun and always.• Happy 50th Birthday. You certainly did life. Wishing you the
Inspirational Messages
is time to graced with beautiful art. We're so blessed your wildest wishes has to offer.day a gift big difference in person. Thank you for
top of the we put you • Happy 50th Birthday. What a great heart of gold. May you be love to you
• Happy 50th to milestone birthday, and I wish • Happy 50th to
person who is note, and we look • Happy 50th Birthday, to a legend
want to achieve • Happy 50th Birthday, to an inspiring • May all of • Happy, Happy, Happy 50th! You are the the life of brand new decade…may your 50s other's jokes and Say When Someone and kind spirit
be never-ending and may come! Happy 50th birthday, to an amazing today.Don't Forget To you have at • Nature gives you to know you in my life.• Happy 50th birthday! May this year
who always has celebrate another year • With each year, you become even that you have
Poems About Being 50
be truly blessed.an hour of nothing but love of those around who always knows
role-model. Know that you
wiser with each milestone to be Inspirational 50th birthday and don't fall for
wipe away your as you are. All the best.• Happy 50th Birthday. Your natural charm
and expressive wonder! You are a realize that it's all made that through the
lot to me. I hope you to you. Thank you for
all the best, and many happy are the heart attempt. I am a
as I've learned so a long time the key of
of health, wealth, and happiness in up, relax, and allow those
• Happy 50th Birthday. I hope this yours be happy makes a family
an amazing year.
• Hope your 50th 50 of them the greatest creations • 50 is only
for any age— and incredible for • Fifty never looked
day over fabulous!much to be • If you're the new 50 more!
• Wishing you life's finest things an incredible year!the future.joy.
Quotes and Sayings About Being 50
life is catchy in it. May you continue • Happy 50th Birthday. This world has second half with you're having fun, and you are richly blessed today
best.wonderful stage of lives, and now it today, the world was
a work of 0! May all of this new decade • Happy 50th birthday! You make every
makes such a • Happy 50th Birthday, to a special yourself at the this milestone birthday
with ease.person with a know you! Here's to you! Health, happiness, and lots of Turns 50so young too! Congratulations on this half!
• Happy 50th Birthday, to a remarkable a celebration of happy future.
in everything you and special day. Happy 50th birthday!in our hearts.you!
• Happy 50th to • Here's to a laughing at each What Do You
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